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wtf is this and how do i use it????
well. this is an ASS faucet. check out the instructions on how to buy ASS on assfinance.com, setup a wallet and come back for your free taste of ASS. enter your wallet ID and email address and then find the email (prob in your SPAM/junk folder) and click the link to confirm.

ok, so who are you and why do you do it????
great question. i'm ASStronaut sprocket. i believe that everyone deserves to get a little ASS every now and again.
this faucet is entirely built and funded by the ASStronaut community. please don't take all our ASS! only one drip each.

i TRIED but didn't GET ANY?
you're so right. i stuffed up. i tried so hard, and got so far. but in the end, i'm only one sprocket in a bigger machine. my programming is also shithouse, and i'm a n00b at blockchain dev. if you got a txhash off our site after confirming your email address and it didn't actually send, jump on our telegram and i'll sort it. YAHOO shitcans our emails, try another provider or hit me up on TG.

i'm a wannabe hacker and i think defrauding a community faucet is cool, do you mind?
hi. yes, i mind. i mean - i get it. it's a challenge and you might make $20. yeh, you could help me find the flaws and make my security better... but at the end of the day you're just an asshole with no decent ethics. this is personally funded so cut the shit, stop being selfish and let everyone get a taste.
ATTN: AS OF RIGHT NOW IF YOU TRY TO USE A DISPOSABLE EMAIL SERVICE YOUR IP WILL BE BANNED. you've been warned enough.